January 2011
63 posts
2 tags
NO DRUGS NO OPINION!
Honest to fucking God man the fuck up and deal with this you fucking wanker. Or be a coward and let me deal with it for another fucking 2 months. Asshole.
“Everytime I think about you I get butterflies”
LOL JOKES I just drank a fuckload of soda water.
Finally understand why they call it Facebook, it gives you face that you do not fucking have!
So I’m chilling out, painting my nails white when I realise I’m painting them with milk. And I cant find the nail polish anywhere. I go into the kitchen, and into the refrigerator; it’s not there. Does this mean I drank the nail polish?
So yeah...
Tomorrow is another chance, but maybe I don’t want another chance?
I want some fucking doritos, like I could fuck a bag of doritos right now. Seriously. Orgasm over doritos.
Do we have any fucking Doritos? NO.
There is a fucking drumroll, and it's taking over...
I’m slightly trapped in this House of Cards.
Everybodys coming down, or throwing up, or sleeping round.
So… what will be left of me in the end?
Sit down, have a wine with me, and watch your girlfriend be hit by a blimp.
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I have a feeling an octopus may want to fight me. What should i do?
